Sometimes there are no words

The trivia section of Captain America’s wiki has me in tears-



Super serious post about Steve and his extra capabilities—

  • Steve Rogers is shown to be worthy of carrying Mjolnir, is one of few people capable of accessing Iron Man’s armory, and is one of two foreigners entrusted with the Black Panther’s technology. Steve is also one of the very few people that Wolverine truly trusts.

And then-

  • Steve loves apple cake.



I have 2 moods when writing.

  • Write 10 pages in one go, holy shit, my hands won’t stop moving, Imma get this fic done in like 2 hours WUT
  • I forgot how to English, oh god, write one sentence, watch 3 movies, write another sentence, the ideas are there but they just won’t come out how the frick do I end this, this Word Document has been open for over a week WELP

Anybody:  I've never seen Phantom of the Opera.
Me:  Oh, that's okay.
Inside my head:  Pitiful creature of darkness, what kind of life have you known?


[gets emotional about video games]


*slams book closed*

*breathes quickly*


*breathes heavily*

*re-opens book and continues to read*


why allow urself to be full of hate when u can be full of pasta instead 


if you can’t reach it without leaving your bed it’s obviously not that important



If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.


i love shipping because you are basically in love with two people being in love


boys in nice clothes (◕‿◕✿)
boys in no clothes (≖‿≖✿)