If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.
i love shipping because you are basically in love with two people being in love
boys in nice clothes (◕‿◕✿)
boys in no clothes (≖‿≖✿)
What ingredients does it take to make you?
fuckinghiddleston is made of Folk, Jazz, and apathy. With a dash of porn.
girls don’t like boys
girls like celebrities old enough to be their parents
favourite saved url: apart from fuckinghiddleston?i guess hemingweigh would be it. i like it.
the next movie you’re planning to watch: idk probably either silver linings playbook or zero dark thirty or maybe just the multitudes of romcoms i’ve got lined up for valentine’s day. xD
the last movie you watched: oh man i think it was brave. yeah. on the plane back. oh wait it might’ve been pocahontas…
the book you’re currently reading: jingo and fifth elephant by terry pratchett. :D
favourite female fictional character: sansa stark, commander shepard (lol), too many game characters for me to even begin listing, usagi tsukino, amy pond, pinkie pie, hermione granger, and the list will actually go on forever if i keep going so i’m going to stop there derp
favourite male fictional character: THIS WILL ACTUALLY NEVER END THIS LIST BUTseverus snape, loki, mr darcy, harry potter, vimes, carrot, the doctor, rory, sherlock, GARRUS VAKARIAN, anders, cullen from dragon age, big mac from mlp, AND GOD I’M GOING TO STOP NOW.
the number of songs on your iPod: i lost my ipod )’:
that one song that’s been stuck in your head all week: this song which this guy made up about a three foot long penis because he was bored waiting for his friend DON’T EVEN ASK OKAY ELEVEN LINKED IT TO ME I JUST
what would your patronus be?: probably either an overactive puppy or an overactive kitten :DD
the fictional character you identify with most: pinkie pie from mlp. she. is. me. like. actually.
favourite word: clandestine :D
I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady.
“i swear it looked better in photoshop” an autobiography
my favourite thing about tumblr is probably the fact that at any moment john green can and will join the conversation