loki's hat is stupid

Anonymous whispered:

snape

OTP: Snape/Hermione ~~(haters gonna hate)~~
BrOTP: Snape/Lucius??? Snape and Shampoo???
OT3: Snape/Angst/Drama
NOTP: SNAPE/LILY

1 day ago with 4 notes

♢anonymous ♢* ♢DO NOT GET ME STARTED ON SNAPE/LILY ♢SO MUCH ANTISHIP

Anonymous whispered:

4, 13, 21, 23, 42/58, 49, 52, 53, 61, 77. sorry my curiosity is getting the best of me

~~LOL dw go ahead and be curious~~

4: Something that never fails to make you horny:

breathing or dirty talking into my ear. like bang, that’s a light switch.

13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:

the pill? xD

21: How big is too big:

when it hurts to go in every single time.

23: Biggest turn on:

someone who is either really dominant or really submissive. ;)

42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?

a pillow??????? that was like 7 years ago btw LOL.

58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)

nope, my parents would find out and kill me hahahahah

49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?

about a week old LOL. this question is basically when was the last time you had sex ahahaha….

52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)

yes i do. i have some on my legs and some on my stomach, and do i feel a bit self conscious about them. no one has ever had a problem with them before, so yeah.

61: Would you rather be a porn star or a prostitute?

porn star duh. paid better, less chance of STIs, it’s actually somewhat safe and you won’t get like murderered.

77: What was your reaction the first time you saw genitalia?

i’m going to assume the opposite gender genitalia? i was weirded out. like woah. it was weird looking. and weird.

3 days ago with 0 notes

♢anonymous ♢* ♢TMI

Anonymous whispered:

25,28,63,65

25: Worst possible time to get horny:

when you’re really far away from a bedroom. as in REALLY FAR.

28: How much fapping is too much fapping:

when it starts to get painful because it’s starting to chafe. ;)

63: How small is too small?

errrrr… haven’t had a small one yet so… ;)

65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?

eleven, and it meant the world to me.

3 days ago with 0 notes

♢Anonymous ♢anonymous ♢* ♢TMI

Anonymous whispered:

2 24 53

2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:

last sexual encounter? pretty god damn great. mainly because he’s rather talented with his fingers. ;)

24: Three spots that drive you insane:

my scalp, my back and my ears? i think those are the three.

53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not):

yes? i guess because it’s a mutual pleasure thing - if my partner’s enjoying it, then i am? i like it in that sense, and plus it gives me a sense of control over the person that i’m giving it to.

3 days ago with 1 note

♢Anonymous ♢anonymous

Anonymous whispered:

12,15,17

12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?

one orgasm is generally enough but hey multiple’s pretty great i’m not going to lie. it gets tiring after three or so though but that could be just me.

17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]

i have yes, and … eh. it tastes very…. eh???? LIKE IUNNO HOW YOU EXPECT BODY FLUIDS TO TASTE BUT REALLY GUYS IT AIN’T GONNA BE CANDY.

3 days ago with 0 notes

♢Anonymous ♢anonymous ♢* ♢TMI

Anonymous whispered:

1, 10, 37, 55, 71, 78.

1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?

kitchen counter. iunno, IT’S KINKY. but honestly? anywhere is fine as long as you can get the deed done properly. :D

10: Top or bottom?

bottom. but i like switching.

37: When was the first time you masturbated:

oh sheesh. this would’ve been years and years ago. i can’t honestly remember but it would’ve been like… 13 yrs old? 14 yrs??????

55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?

hahhahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahhahahahah well let me be frank it feels great :3333

71: If you had a penis, what would you name it?

the incredible hulk.

78: If you had a penis for a day, what are five things you would do?

- masturbate with it

- see if i can get a girl to have sex with me so i can finally see what it feels like for guys

- …that’s about it DERP.

3 days ago with 2 notes

♢anonymous ♢* ♢TMI

Anonymous whispered:

3 (would honestly like to know which of Tom's incarnations you choose ;), 5, 15, 16, 26, 38, and 48.

3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:

LMAO pretty much loki. loki would be GREAT in bed like holy hnng. god anyone? imagine it! like, he’s probably have superman stamina and he’d be able to go at it for hours if you know what i mean ;););)

5: Where is one place you would never have sex:

honestly? any place that is out in public, as in PUBLIC PUBLIC. so shopping centers, schools, movie cinemas, basically anywhere that can result in embarrassment and being charged for public indecency LOL. everywhere else is a go. ;)

16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:

hmm. weirdest? what would you classify as weird? i can’t think of anything that weird tbh

26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:

two words: FUCK YES.

48: Do you watch queer porn? why/why not?

i occasionally indulge in some lesbian porn but as a general thing, i don’t watch gay porn. personally it doesn’t do anything for me, that’s all. the idea does gross me out or anything, and i can see why people find it a turn on since i have watched it before but eh personal taste. :)

3 days ago with 3 notes

♢anonymous ♢* ♢TMI

Anonymous whispered:

15, 38

15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:

LIKE - it feels great, and it fucking feels great

DISLIKE - the taste could be better (seriously, for both parties) and it gets a bit messy to tell the truth

38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?

nope. it was drilled into my head by my all-girls school that it was dangerous to have those things exist of you, just in case somehow it sliped out of your hands and ended up online or somewhere you didn’t want it to be. so no, i don’t have any. :)

3 days ago with 1 note

♢Anonymous ♢anonymous ♢* ♢TMI

Anonymous whispered:

do you like or hate gays?

…

what sort of question is this?

3 weeks ago with 7 notes

♢Anonymous ♢anonymous ♢* ♢seriously ♢wtf? ♢i am indifferent to them? ♢like if you're gay good for you ♢if you're not good for you??? ♢honestly if i got this question just because i said i was straight...

Anonymous whispered:

when the thor 2 trailer came out i excitedly went to your page and you were out so i was sad and yeah BUT WELCOME BACK <3 HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT LOKI'S HAIR?

I KNOW I KNOW i was too busy relaxing on a beach with eleven and i totally forgot that there were things coming out and alkkhgdkjakhgkaj GIFFING IT NOW THO :333

oh god

loki’s hair?

i just